If you haven’t looked at the data Facebook has collected on you, I suggest you do so immediately.

Here’s what I learned about myself:

  1. I searched for information about my sons girlfriend—to verify if she was Jewish.
  2. I clicked on pictures of a competitor’s house to see if it’s worth more than mine.
  3. I “liked” an ungodly and embarrassing number of koala bear videos.
  4. The percent of Facebook friends I don’t actually know is 38%.
  5. I’ve saved 21 hours by typing “HBD,” instead of “Happy Birthday.”
  6. I’m being heavily retargeted by stool softeners.
  7. It takes me an average of 0.6 seconds to click on a new notification.
  8. Stormy Daniels refused my friend request–twice.


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